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released February 22, 2017

Donny's Blues (Welcome to my Alt E-Pistemocracy) by (W)alt E. Pisstemocracy

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R.U. Sirius and his various bands past, present and future. R.U. Sirius was Editor in chief of legendary cyberpunk magazine MONDO 2000 in the early 1990s. Since then, he swallowed the sun in entirety and has given up acid for antacid. Bands include Party Dogs and Mondo Vanilli among others ... more

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Track Name: Punching A Nazi (Creosote Cowboy)
lyrics by R.U. Sirius (w. help from Acatelysteleven

PUNCHING A NAZI

Killing an arab
Punching a nazi
Albert Camus won’t
Bring back the Stasi

Kissing a baby
Pinching a lady
Oh Mr. Mansplain
You so crazy

Banning an Arab
Punching a nazi
Even Ayn Rand was
Never this bossy

Dating a Barbie
Making a killing
These were the days oh
Wasn’t it thrilling

Killing an arab
Punching a nazi
Dating a Barbie
Making a killing

Punching a nazi
I don’t find any of this so thrilling
Even…

Killing an arab
Punching a nazi
Albert Camus won’t
Bring back the Stasi

Kissing a baby
Pinching a lady
Oh Mr. Mansplain
He’s so crazy

Banning an Arab
Punching a nazi
Even Ayn Rand was
Never this bossy
Track Name: Donny's Blues (Welcome to my Alt E-Pisstemocracy) with (W)-Alt Episstemocracy
by R.U. Sirius and (W)alt E. Pisstemocracy

The leaks are real but the news is fake
I only wanted to make America great… again
Let America discriminate…
Again
Let’s 
Leave all those poor folks to their sorry fate
again
(And they voted for him. Go figure.)

I only wanted to promote my brand
I really didn’t know it would get so out of hand
Reminds me of Atlantic city
Got kinda nuts so I told my creditors and contractors to sit pretty
And go pound sand
All I want is the privilege of a famous man
To grab a pussy any way I can

Yes the leaks are real but the news is fake
Not like those puny leaks that Julian Assange makes
No these are YUGE leaks
Bigly
Like the leaks I like to take with a pair of Russian playmates
(After all, that’s just another form of gold plating with more liquidity
Who doesn’t like that?)

Yes I know I’m down now but I’ll never say die
As long as I’ve got Steve Alt-right Bannon by my side
The White house is running like a finely tuned machine
(And it’ll be well oiled too)
As soon as Tillerson grants Vladimir Putin his own wet dream
(Let’s open the sluice gates)

I’m gonna build that goddamn wall so high
Make that wall in China wanna cry
Gonna send the bill south of the border
Try to shore up my disorder
The White House is running like a finely tuned machine
Oh welcome to my Alt-Epistemocracy!

I’m gonna build that goddamn wall so high
Gonna make that wall in China wanna cry cry cry
Gonna send that bill south of the border
Try to shore up my disorder
The White House is running like a finely tuned machine
Welcome to my Alt-Epistemocracy!
Track Name: Be My Valerie Solanis (Creosote Cowboy)
Offer her a lollipop
Offer her some gum
Offer her most anything
Don’t offer her my gun
Offer her de Beauvoir
Or offer her de Sade
Keep your knees together
Have some faith in god

If you’ll be my Valerie Solanis
I will be your Robespierre
Nothing can come between us
‘cept that thing underneath your hair
We have so much in common
Let’s go off on a tear
Bring it down Kill the clowns
Such a lovely pair

Offer her a role in porn
Offer her revolt
Offer her most anything
Offer her your scorn
Offer her some Tribe8
Offer her Genet
Keep your shit together
Fall to your knees and pray

If you’ll be my Valerie Solanis
I will be your Robespierre
Nothing can come between us
‘Cept that thing underneath your hair
We have so much in common
Let’s go off on a tear
Bring it down Kill the clowns
Such a lovely pair

Look the names up on Wikipedia, dummy
Track Name: I Hope You Didn't Dose The Pudding (Phriendz)
I HOPE YOU DIDN’T DOSE THE PUDDING

i asked my baby for her tantric thing
she tossed away the side of her face
she's an elevated totally evil wigged-out angel
she shaked clear and showed me her glass spine
i asked my baby for a 5 dollar bill
she says she's very very smart
she's a masculine italian gangster movie
she wears those black satin gloves so groovy
i asked my baby to look beneath the sheets
she feels the breath of god caress her
she loves old wiseman in Beatle boots
she likes the thrill of the overdosed jester
i asked my baby why we jumped outta the womb
she wants a lie that’s more fulfilling
I smile gee whiz we're roller-coaster baby-friends
I hope you didn’t dose dose dose the pudding
I hope you didn’t dose dose dose the pudding
I hope you didn’t dose dose dose the pudding
I hope you didn’t dose dose dose the pudding