Name: I Should've Been A Guru (SLT 2010)
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I Should've Been A Guru (SLT 2010)

from Fake Fur (1982 - 2022) -- The R.U. Sirius Collection (with Various Bands) by R.U. Sirius & Various Bands

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I should've been a guru
Young girls for the pickings
Followers wash my asshole
And grown men weep at my face
I think I could've made a go
Smile always and act like I know
The perfect secrets of the cosmic wow
But it's too late to be a guru now

I should've been a guru
Talk shows with Larry King
White robes in a limousine
A long beard and a big ring
I know I could've been at peace
A happy face and perfect teeth
Free eats off the sacred cow
But it's too late to be a guru now

I should've been a guru
Sitting still up on a hill
No stress no mess
No sins to confess
No action no friction
Never watched Pulp Fiction
Just laugh while the people bow
But it's too late to be a guru now

I should've been a guru

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from Fake Fur (1982 - 2022) -- The R.U. Sirius Collection (with Various Bands), released August 8, 2016
recorded by SLT in Rochester New York © Copyright - SLT / Earring Rcords (Ken Goffman aka R.U. Sirius, lyrics) released 2010 SLT was Chuck Irving, Ken Frank, Pat Lowery, Phil Marshall, Matt Sabo, Jack Schaefer (with occasional lyrics by R. U. Sirius).

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R.U. Sirius and his various bands past, present and future. R.U. Sirius was Editor in chief of legendary cyberpunk magazine MONDO 2000 in the early 1990s. Since then, he swallowed the sun in entirety and has given up acid for antacid. Bands include Party Dogs and Mondo Vanilli among others ... more

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